the-absolute-funniest-posts:

complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

tootricky:

the egg struggle

poor burd

lorenamaria:

OH MY GOD IM SORRY BUT IF THIS DOESNT MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE I DONT KNOW WHAT DOES???????????????????????????????????

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

goatygoatyeah:

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

hi zoey

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vagisodium:

who deflated this dog

seaking:

BREAKING: Yahoo reveals plans to delete Tumblr

aecryingalonewithoutenglishkiyo:

darrynek:

have you heard of hatsune miku

I have never felt such a weird mix of amusement and distress before.

Leonardo DiCaprio in a Japanese interview (x)